I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
