Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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