She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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