I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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