12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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