I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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