Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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