youre lurking in front of me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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