Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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