Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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