I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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