If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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