Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you didnt know i had herpes?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
third nipple confirmed
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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