If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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