How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I have tasted many bathrooms
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
