dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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