oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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