Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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