Moan for me like Helen Keller
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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