so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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