It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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