Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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