direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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