Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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