Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It's shark week go big or go home
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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