So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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