so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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