On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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