Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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