My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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