You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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