I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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