Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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