He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
