I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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