So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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