i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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