Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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