I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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