i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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