at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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