Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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