A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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