Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
