I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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