Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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