Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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