i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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