I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
