so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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