I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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