yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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