Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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